Archive for the ‘Philosophical’ Category

Chicken or Hen?

Monday, March 6th, 2006

Me: If chickens have roosters, what do hens have?
Anu: Huh?

Me: If chickens have roosters to play with, who do hens play with?
Anu: Why can’t hens play with roosters?

Me: OK. I’ll be more explicit … if chickens have sex with roosters, who do hens have sex with?
Anu: Are they in India or America, cuz in America you’re allowed to have sex with anybody.

Me: (Flustered by now) If a chicken’s husband is a rooster, who is a hen’s husband?
Anu: I dont know!

So America, can you answer the question? I’m too lazy to google it.

Structured Procrastination

Thursday, February 23rd, 2006

A very interesting and true essay on Procrastination and how to deceive yourself. Why am I posting this at 3 in the morning? Because I don’t want to work on my Gemstone thesis. Read on …


I have been intending to write this essay for months. Why am I finally doing it? Because I finally found some uncommitted time? Wrong. I have papers to grade, textbook orders to fill out, an NSF proposal to referee, dissertation drafts to read. I am working on this essay as a way of not doing all of those things. This is the essence of what I call structured procrastination, an amazing strategy I have discovered that converts procrastinators into effective human beings, respected and admired for all that they can accomplish and the good use they make of time. All procrastinators put off things they have to do. Structured procrastination is the art of making this bad trait work for you. The key idea is that procrastinating does not mean doing absolutely nothing. Procrastinators seldom do absolutely nothing; they do marginally useful things, like gardening or sharpening pencils or making a diagram of how they will reorganize their files when they get around to it. Why does the procrastinator do these things? Because they are a way of not doing something more important. If all the procrastinator had left to do was to sharpen some pencils, no force on earth could get him do it. However, the procrastinator can be motivated to do difficult, timely and important tasks, as long as these tasks are a way of not doing something more important.

Structured procrastination means shaping the structure of the tasks one has to do in a way that exploits this fact. The list of tasks one has in mind will be ordered by importance. Tasks that seem most urgent and important are on top. But there are also worthwhile tasks to perform lower down on the list. Doing these tasks becomes a way of not doing the things higher up on the list. With this sort of appropriate task structure, the procrastinator becomes a useful citizen. Indeed, the procrastinator can even acquire, as I have, a reputation for getting a lot done.

The most perfect situation for structured procrastination that I ever had was when my wife and I served as Resident Fellows in Soto House, a Stanford dormitory. In the evening, faced with papers to grade, lectures to prepare, committee work to be done, I would leave our cottage next to the dorm and go over to the lounge and play ping-pong with the residents, or talk over things with them in their rooms, or just sit there and read the paper. I got a reputation for being a terrific Resident Fellow, and one of the rare profs on campus who spent time with undergraduates and got to know them. What a set up: play ping pong as a way of not doing more important things, and get a reputation as Mr. Chips.

Procrastinators often follow exactly the wrong tack. They try to minimize their commitments, assuming that if they have only a few things to do, they will quit procrastinating and get them done. But this goes contrary to the basic nature of the procrastinator and destroys his most important source of motivation. The few tasks on his list will be by definition the most important, and the only way to avoid doing them will be to do nothing. This is a way to become a couch potato, not an effective human being.

At this point you may be asking, “How about the important tasks at the top of the list, that one never does?” Admittedly, there is a potential problem here.

The trick is to pick the right sorts of projects for the top of the list. The ideal sorts of things have two characteristics, First, they seem to have clear deadlines (but really don’t). Second, they seem awfully important (but really aren’t). Luckily, life abounds with such tasks. In universities the vast majority of tasks fall into this category, and I’m sure the same is true for most other large institutions. Take for example the item right at the top of my list right now. This is finishing an essay for a volume in the philosophy of language. It was supposed to be done eleven months ago. I have accomplished an enormous number of important things as a way of not working on it. A couple of months ago, bothered by guilt, I wrote a letter to the editor saying how sorry I was to be so late and expressing my good intentions to get to work. Writing the letter was, of course, a way of not working on the article. It turned out that I really wasn’t much further behind schedule than anyone else. And how important is this article anyway? Not so important that at some point something that seems more important won’t come along. Then I’ll get to work on it.

Another example is book order forms. I write this in June. In October, I will teach a class on Epistemology. The book order forms are already overdue at the book store. It is easy to take this as an important task with a pressing deadline (for you non-procrastinators, I will observe that deadlines really start to press a week or two after they pass.) I get almost daily reminders from the department secretary, students sometimes ask me what we will be reading, and the unfilled order form sits right in the middle of my desk, right under the wrapping from the sandwich I ate last Wednesday. This task is near the top of my list; it bothers me, and motivates me to do other useful but superficially less important things. But in fact, the book store is plenty busy with forms already filed by non-procrastinators. I can get mine in mid-Summer and things will be fine. I just need to order popular well-known books from efficient publishers. I will accept some other, apparently more important, task sometime between now and, say, August 1st. Then my psyche will feel comfortable about filling out the order forms as a way of not doing this new task.

The observant reader may feel at this point that structured procrastination requires a certain amount of self-deception, since one is in effect constantly perpetrating a pyramid scheme on oneself. Exactly. One needs to be able to recognize and commit oneself to tasks with inflated importance and unreal deadlines, while making oneself feel that they are important and urgent. This is not a problem, because virtually all procrastinators have excellent self-deceptive skills also. And what could be more noble than using one character flaw to offset the bad effects of another?

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Copyright 1995, John Perry

This essay was written by John Perry, Version of April 25, 1995

http://www-csli.stanford.edu/~john/procrastination.html

Logical proof of the existence of God

Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006

Here’s something interesting for you technical minded people-

Premise 1) God is the most perfect being we can conceive
Premise 2) God does not exist
Premise 3) God* = God + existence
Premise 4) By Premises 1 & 3, we have a contradiction
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Conclusion) God exists

It’s a pickle isn’t it?

Back in Town

Sunday, November 27th, 2005

We arrived in MD this morning around 8am. After much debate, we decided to leave South Carolina last night at 11:30 pm. We drove through the entire night. It was definitely a good idea because we would’ve hit lots of traffic coming home today. In either case, I relieved my brother from driving between 2-5 in the morning while he took a power nap. It is really easy to doze off behind the wheel at night when everybody else in the car is sleeping. So as a prevention mechanism, I decided to play some upbeat songs. That worked … for 2 songs. Then, I decided to sing along with the songs and I probably sang ‘Breathless’ at least 4 times. That didn’t last long either. Then I decided to take my mind off the fact that I might fall asleep and decided to concentrate on something else that would keep me engaged.

Surprisingly, the only thing I could concentrate on and that kept me engrossed for more than an hour was thinking about Sears. My thoughts revolved around Black Friday – the most important day in retail. I thought about everything from planning the merchandise to training my team to be the most efficient during that day. I know that to many this might be a sad admission and I am glad I am phasing out this chapter of my life. However, it led me back to a question – ‘What am I really happy doing?’ Some of you are out in the working world and get up every Monday to go to work. Are you really psyched by the prospect of going to your monotonous job everyday?

Whatever I end up doing in life, I know that working at Sears was one of the best things I could have done with my life. It taught me a lot about life and I will cherish my experiencese for the rest of my life. I think all of us should ask ourselves what it is that we are happy doing. It gives us a destination to aim for in life and makes it easier for us to choose the path we will take there.

No POWER

Tuesday, February 15th, 2005

Last night, we had no Power. Kinda makes you understand the utility of a flashlight. And the advantage of having your laptop battery charged so you can make those finishing touches to your paper. And the blessed cellphones that have built in alarm clocks because all your other alarm clocks run off of the power. It just makes you wonder how dependent we are as a civilization on electric power.

Final Exams suck

Monday, August 18th, 2003

I have my BMGT230 final on Wednesday and I really don’t want to study for it. It’s just that when I have something that I have to do, I just keep procrastinating and can’t ever really get anything done. I’ll study in a bit I guess.

I went to King’s dominion yesterday and it was fun. There was this ride … Volcano I think is its name … nobody out of 3 other people bothered to tell me that the ride accelerates from the very beginning. So there I am, relaxed, waiting for the coaster to get on the chain and anticipating the drop when zooooooom and AAAAAAAAAA! Drop zone – the new ride – is not that much fun. I had more fun going up that thing than coming down. The one at 6 flags is more scarier coming down. In any case, it is a good ride.

“Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship – never.”
-Charles Caleb Colton

Wanna do everything

Friday, August 8th, 2003

I am at a point where I think I can do anything if I put my mind to it. Problem is, I just can’t seem to pick what I wanna put my mind to. I could work on cars, learn to fly a plane, get a bike, work out 3 hours a day, be a salesman for life, start a computer company, start owning franchises, take jazz singing classes, learn to play the guitar, learn to play the piano, be a lawyer ( a little too late now I think ), follow a quest to find my spirit … the list is endless. I just hope that I can choose something that I am good at and something I will cherish for my whole life.

I’ve heard that every little boy wants to be a ball player but I personally think that there is a point in everybody’s life where they wanna be everything … a lawyer, doctor, artist, technician, professional sports player and what not. I think this is happening for me now and I like it cuz I like doing different things. Monotone in general really turnes me off. Have any of you guys ever felt like doing a million things with your future?