My Insights

Who is Steven (Last Name Redacted)? Well see for yourself-

Why is he worth mentioning? Because he brought in the following delicacies to work one day … and I saw him eat them-

Divya Ravi: I have friends that are more important than you
Anu: FUCKING ****** (AND) girls are ‘idotional emodiots’
Sue: You take it out and walk with it in your hand
Mukta: It is my testimony that we split 100% of the time
RO: If it was Anu’s girl talk then we could’ve listened but its Sue
Kaushik: (Referring to girl talk) What is it that they can’t talk about farther away from the bathroom?
Pranav: Hard Candy
Karthik: Chill until midnight man
Gaurav: Where’s my shot?
Salman: Let’s do this bachelor party
Sid: Who the hell is throwing these rolled up pieces of paper?
Sneha: You didn’t say HI to me!
Samit: I’ll take a shot with Karthik … Salt, Tequila, Lime.
Vishal: Dude, you haven’t even touched your drink. I’m sipping and look where I’m at! (AND) I have a 6 month turnover (pictures)
Ami: I’m not controlling, I’m just telling you what to do!

This is so hilarious - This guy goes around kicking people in the nuts and he tapes himself doing so. Watch: http://kickedinthenuts.com/

I attended a wedding this past Saturday. At one point during the wedding, it was just Ritu and I at the table and we were just chilling. Next thing I know, this woman walks up to me and says,

“Coungratulations! You’re going to be a daddy!”

It was definitely the high point of the evening for me and my family.

My aunty Ritu came to visit from California. We had fun family time this entire week. She always comes with gifts for me and my brother. I love aunty Ritu. I wish she didn’t have to leave this weekend. We’ll miss you!

Oh it feels soo good to sleep a little later than usual … I love people who cancel class right before break. God blesss them. But now I’m up and I guess it’s time to take care of some other stuff. Anybody have any interesting plans for the break?

By the way, you guys should fill out your bracket … ask Vishal for details.

You know what they say … a picture is worth a thousand words! Two pictures can definitely tell the whole story:

Rashi

Ritu !!

I have blown up versions of these pictures and the blow-ups are really good quality. Let me know if anybody (ppl from the family hopefully) wants them to um….. I don’t know, maaaaybe fraaaaaame??