My Insights

Who is Steven (Last Name Redacted)? Well see for yourself-

Why is he worth mentioning? Because he brought in the following delicacies to work one day … and I saw him eat them-

Divya Ravi: I have friends that are more important than you
Anu: FUCKING ****** (AND) girls are ‘idotional emodiots’
Sue: You take it out and walk with it in your hand
Mukta: It is my testimony that we split 100% of the time
RO: If it was Anu’s girl talk then we could’ve listened but its Sue
Kaushik: (Referring to girl talk) What is it that they can’t talk about farther away from the bathroom?
Pranav: Hard Candy
Karthik: Chill until midnight man
Gaurav: Where’s my shot?
Salman: Let’s do this bachelor party
Sid: Who the hell is throwing these rolled up pieces of paper?
Sneha: You didn’t say HI to me!
Samit: I’ll take a shot with Karthik … Salt, Tequila, Lime.
Vishal: Dude, you haven’t even touched your drink. I’m sipping and look where I’m at! (AND) I have a 6 month turnover (pictures)
Ami: I’m not controlling, I’m just telling you what to do!

I attended a wedding this past Saturday. At one point during the wedding, it was just Ritu and I at the table and we were just chilling. Next thing I know, this woman walks up to me and says,

“Coungratulations! You’re going to be a daddy!”

It was definitely the high point of the evening for me and my family.

My aunty Ritu came to visit from California. We had fun family time this entire week. She always comes with gifts for me and my brother. I love aunty Ritu. I wish she didn’t have to leave this weekend. We’ll miss you!