Chicken or Hen?
Monday, March 6th, 2006Me: If chickens have roosters, what do hens have?
Anu: Huh?
Me: If chickens have roosters to play with, who do hens play with?
Anu: Why can’t hens play with roosters?
Me: OK. I’ll be more explicit … if chickens have sex with roosters, who do hens have sex with?
Anu: Are they in India or America, cuz in America you’re allowed to have sex with anybody.
Me: (Flustered by now) If a chicken’s husband is a rooster, who is a hen’s husband?
Anu: I dont know!
So America, can you answer the question? I’m too lazy to google it.