Background-check … clear?!?!

“Hello?” I said. The voice on the other side was distant but clear. “Can I talk to …” and then after a considerable pause, “pa … pava … is it?” I decide not to indulge in trivial matters over the phone and I don’t know who I’m talking to. “Yes, it’s him …” I said in a questioning voice. In my heart although, I had a very strong feeling that the call was from Sears. I could just feel it in my gut. The female on the other side continues, “I’m from Sears and I want you to come in and do some training.” At that point, I didn’t care who was speaking or what her name was. What mattered was that through some miracle of God, my drug test and my background check, both prescribed a clean bill of health. “Are you free tomorrow? Can you come in at 10:30?” I tried to give her an answer while hiding my excitement sitting there in a booth in Taco Bell, all alone waiting for my brother to get me some food. “Yeah, sure … that works great … 10:30 tomorrow it is!” I am surprised I didn’t offer to get her flowers. Phew, finally I have a real job now. After about a month and a half of being jobless, it feels strange when I think about being tied down to a schedule and not being able to watch Judge Judy anymore. I don’t want to be late so I’ll cut this short. Thank you all of my friends who took money from me when I was jobless. I really appreciate the encouraging. Thank you.

9 Responses to “Background-check … clear?!?!”

  1. vidya Says:

    Congratulations & Good luck for your new job !!

  2. karthik Says:

    Congratulations!

  3. Vishal Says:

    Congrats man, welcome back to the working world

  4. Anu Says:

    Congratulations! Have fun @ work, I am glad that i am done with my work for the summer.

  5. Viral Says:

    Now you can return the $157.76 that I gave you when you were jobless and were begging for food! ;)

  6. bd Says:

    Hey, congratulations dork, now go sell those George Foreman Grills.

  7. test Says:

    test

  8. Ami Says:

    How come we arnt offered any flowers? Ever…

  9. Kip Lambdin Says:

    I have in the past been guilty of dui’s etc., but no felonies. I just received a copy of a background check made on me that showed offenses that should have been deleted due to classes or no offenses for more than 2 yrs.. I feel they have been prevevting me from obtaining several jobs that I was more than qualified to do.
    I need help!. I’m very diversified in many occupations, I want to clear it all up asap. I no longer do the things I once did (barring the recent death of my father).
    I voluntarily have been going to counseling to rid the grief of his death to cancer. I am multi-skilled and am tired of not getting a job when I know I made through the interview.
    Please! help me straighten this out ASAP!
    I don’t know where to turn.
    Sincerely, Kip Lambdin
    dyvrsyfyd1@yahoo.com