Bartending manual

I thought it would be fun … naaah! I am talking about the stupid bartending book that I received in the mail. Apparantly, as of now I have to do a lot of something I hate: memorization. The book is designed to be straight forward and to the point but let me read you a few lines: The paragraph I will talk about is titled ‘Canadian Whisky’. “Guess what country this comes from? If you said Slovakia, you would be wrong. Yes, it comes from Canada and yes, there is no e in the spelling just like scotch whisky. Some of the popular brands include: Crown Royale and Black Velvet.” This is the entire paragraph. Can somebody tell me HOW is this to the point and where the hell did Slovakia come into the picture? Are my customers really going to give a horse’s ass about whether or not there is an ‘e’ in Canadian Whisky? If you wanna say something about the whisky, then say something about how it is brewed or how it is malted and what kind of drinks can be mixed with it. By the way, I can see that there is no ‘e’ in whisky cuz I can read the title you moron. In any case I guess I will have to show some patience with this because the rewards can be very fruitful.

2 Responses to “Bartending manual”

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